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Cosmic wisdom from a man who's never been right about anything else.

Dave stares into a crystal ball he bought off a market stall and tells you what your day holds. Astonishingly, people keep coming back.

Dave, your mystic guide

How Daveoscopes works

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Dave consults the ball

Every morning, for every sign, whether the ball has anything useful to say or not.

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One free horoscope a day for your sign, right on your dashboard.

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